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Daniel’s ROSS Catalogue
Here at ROSS, we took not knowing how to run a respectable business to a whole new level! It’s nearly the time that is nearly the holidays, and we’re putting out our catalogue early, written by our...
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Whatever A Spider Can 15: The One-Eyed Idol
Sisyphus was a character in Greek mythology who, because of his deceit, was cursed to push a large boulder up a hill, only to watch it roll back down, forcing him to begin again, for all of eternity....
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3 Reasons That You “Hate” Guardians of the Galaxy
A full trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy came out yesterday, and, like with most things, a lot of idiots on the internet had swift, mindless responses to it, already deeming it “ugh, the worst.”...
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Yell! Magazine 5/26/14: X-Men: Days of Future Past Is The Best Comic Book...
Here are my latest offerings from Yell! Magazine. Not a lot of hate in this one. Mostly reflection. Sad, stupid reflection. Will this be Dexter 2? I can only hope both so and not. ELI ROTH PREPARES TO...
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Daniel VS. Childhood: Blade
I played a lot of Game Boy games when I was a kid, and I never got any good at them. Fifteen years later, I’m revisiting these games so that I can finally achieve victory. This is Daniel VS. Childhood....
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8 Categories That The 2016 Oscars Need
It’s almost time for the Oscars, which means that it’s already time to be furious about the Oscars. But rather than get mad about other people’s taste in movies, I’ve decided to jumble my britches...
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You’re Wrong, Daniel: X-Men
I challenged my friends to tell me why I’m wrong about my impervious ideas. In this edition of You’re Wrong, Daniel, writer Tony McMillen proves that my X-Men opinions are definitely not made of...
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5 Reasons Why We Shouldn’t Want A “Classic” Spider-Man
Whenever a superhero is freshly rebooted into the modern world, there is always at least a slight murmur from people who want to bring the character back to its classic roots. “This modern Batman...
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The Kurt Russell Effect
I, most certainly like you, saw the new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer. And I, most definitely like you, saw Kurt Russell, ripped off our shirts, and screamed “TAKE ME. TAKE ALL OF ME. IT’S YOU...
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HALLE BERRY’S CATWOMAN VS JACK NICHOLSON’S FAKE HAND
Terrible disappointment faces blatant awfulness in BAD SUPERHERO MOVIE SHOWDOWN 2004: BLADE TRINITY VS CATWOMAN And I finally dive into the fact that Jack Nicholson’s Joker was carrying around a fake...
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